My roommate came home yesterday, after the tanning salon, and related that they are now offering with Brazilian waxes, the option of getting your vagina bedazzled – a process known as the Vagazzler. My roommate was so intrigued that she made me Google image it. Let's just say that if I was not gay before …. I am now. Never put bedazzled vaginas into Google search unless you are mentally and spiritually prepared for what you are going to find.

Now I personally own a bedazzler gun – the ridiculously gay and fabulous sowing machine like device – that attaches jewels and other beads to clothes. I find it a nice tool to accessorize and dress up some of my bland outfits to make them pop. It always makes me feel like I am having a productive Martha Stewart arts and crafts session. When my roommate told me about the Vagazzler process I cringed a little bit and then got very confused. Apparently after doing some research, we found out that after a Brazilian wax they take a hot glue gun and make any pattern or design you would like that will last about four days. Doesn't that cause concern or send a red flag up in anyone else's mind? Let's take this hot glue gun and attached jeweled accessories to your naughty bits. I guess some guys find this attractive, but I have a feeling if I was taking a gentlemen caller to my bed and he whipped out a bedazzled dick, I might be a little terrified and turned off … or potentially attracted to its shininess.

While doing all of our research we found that the main cheerleader and in the YAY Vagazzler Team is none other than Jennifer Love Hewitt herself. Hewitt feels like everyone should dress up and decorate their vagina and have it look like a disco ball of some variety. Now I am all for women embracing and celebrating their sexuality and expressing themselves however they see fit. However, in today's society, we have vaginal deodorants, vaginal dyes, and now we have the ability to bedazzle your vagina – when will it stop where we are trying to make a vagina not look like a vagina anymore. When we will stop trying to confuse our partners by dressing it up, as if we are trying to sneak a vagina upon them?