Two of my good friends ventured to the land of Disney to celebrate one of the most important holidays for queer people in the United States - Gay Days at Disney Land. Unfortunately, I was performing in a few shows over the weekend and I couldn't come. 

When they returned yesterday in the early morning hours, I received a text saying that we needed to get together and they had a special surprise for me. 

They had gone to Build-A-Bear in the Disney complex and made me a FREAKING URSULA BUILD-A-BEAR complete with purple skin, tentacles and conch shell necklace. I gay gasped right in the middle of Gold N Silver drawing more than a few stares .... I chalked it up to their insane jealously for my Ursula Bear. 

I plan on taking Ursula with me pretty much everywhere with me. Together, we will create a facebook album to document our journeys - like the gnome in the Travelocity commercials. My friend Shane regrettably told me that they didn't have any sound effects or music, from the movie, that could be put into the bear; I told him "no need", I can provide them all myself. Now pardon me, I need to go take a bath and reenact scenes from the Little Mermaid with my Ursula Bear!!!!!