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Dear Reno - Next Holiday Season Try to Not be So Janky with the Decorations

Dear Reno,

The Holiday Season is right around the corner. Everyone is in a frenzy between black Friday, UNR's football victory,  ABC Family's 25 Days of Christmas, and the smashing success of the Buttcracker. However the hopes and dreams of the denizens of Reno came crashing down when the holiday decorations started coming up. You decided that it would be appropriate to put a lop-sided tree in the middle of downtown right next to a wooden menorah that appears as if it was made from a 2nd grader's art class. Christians and Jews are crossing the spiritual divide over their fervent hatred of these holiday decorations. Now instead of Hanukah glee and Christmas cheer, we have disgruntled people clamoring for the head of the mayor and the resignation of every member of the holiday decoration committee. So thank you Reno. We thought that our horrid graduation rates, abysmal teen pregnancy percentages, and crazy tea-bagging politicians were humiliating enough but the flaccid Christmas tree and unfortunate menorah really do take the cake.

Happy Holidays

Love

Ginger