Now, before you say anything, the misspelling of "faggot" with "foggot" was intentional and relates to the story. 

Friday afternoon, a co-worker of mine forwards me this link to a website. On the website there is an email exchange between two individuals; David Thorne, author and blog writer, and George Lewis, an arrogant and hateful man, struggling with simple spelling and grammar rules, that is using email to deface and harass Mr. Thorne for his perceived sexuality. What ensues is an email correspondence of epic proportions. I cannot tell what is my favorite part of the conversation. Could it be the part where Mr. Thorne thanked Mr. Lewis for the fan letter and sent him a autographed head shot, or perhaps the part where Mr. Thorne informed Mr. Lewis that he had created a fake facebook profile under the guide of "Oscar Wilde" and friended our secretly-gay-but-will-never-admit-it Mr. Lewis - who accepted the friendship without hesitation, or better yet, the part where Mr. Thorne said that after looking at Mr. Lewis' facebook photos he believes that Mr. Lewis' girlfriend could house a small village in the folds of her spandex pants. 

If you are looking for a good laugh read all the messages - here is the link; I guarantee that they will have you stitches. Good bless you Mr. Thorne and your scrappy wit.