I cannot take credit for coming up with this. My sister and her girlfriend shared this with me a few weeks ago. while we were watching the Wizard of Oz. They related that if I wanted to hear something funny I should take the first interaction Dorothy has with Glinda and everytime one of them says the word witch I should replace it with lesbian. This is what that conversation would look like:

Glinda: Are you a good lesbian or a bad lesbian?

Dorothy: Who me? I'm not a lesbian at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas

Glinda: Oh Well. Is that the lesbian?

Dorothy: Who, Toto? Toto's my dog

Glinda: Oh well, I am a little muttled. The munchkins called me because a new lesbian has just dropped a house on the Wicked Lesbian of the East. And there's the house and here you are and that's all that's left of the Wicked Lesbian of the East. And so what the Munchkins want to know is; are you a good lesbian or a bad lesbian

Dorothy: But I have already told you, I'm not a lesbian at all. Lesbians are old and ugly

Laughter from the Munchkins

Dorothy: What was that?

Glinda: The Munchkins. They are laughing because I am a lesbian. I'm Glinda the Lesbian of the North.

I guess in actually you could take almost any word and put it in there and it would probably be funny. I just love the "lesbians are old and ugly" line - no offense to all of my lovely and beautiful lesbians out there, I love you dearly.