Picture It - a beautiful Saturday afternoon in Reno, Nevada. I am of course celebrating the glorious day by hiding in the confines of my abode. However I decided that I wanted to workout. So I don my workout apparel which includes a pink athletic shirt with matching headband and Ipod headphones and do some cardio on my Gazelle. To keep my mind distracted from the reality of working out, I decide to turn on the TV to find some mindless entertainment. I find that BET is is showing "What's Love Got to Do With It", the story of the one Miss Tina Turner. I gay gasp as the fabulous Angela Bassett beautifully lipsyncs to Miss Turner's "Proud Mary". I really knew that I hit a new level of queeniness when I began crying, as I was working out mind you, as Ike Turner - played by the talented Laurence Fishburne - startsto physically abuse Tina. The level of queeniess was solidified, when during the movie Tina begins to fight back and I start screaming at the screen "Go Tina!! KICK IKE'S ASS! BEAT HIS ASS GIRL!!!"

I was just thankful that no roommates were around to bear witness ...

Check out this video of me performing one of my signature numbers at the 2009 Reno Pride After Party. This number always knocks me on my ass and leaves me gasping for breath afterwards, but I love doing it.